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12. Brawl In Ten Forward
V1 Don’t know how it started I ordered my drink Sat staring at starlight And having a think When all of a sudden A body was thrown My quiet reflection I had to postpone CHORUS There’s a brawl in Ten...
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1. Crossing The Streams
V1 View screen on – ensign, what do you see now? I’m afraid there are Cylons off the starboard bow Guess it’s time to activate the hyperdrive If we run we might survive V2 Red alert! There are toasters...
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14. Drawn That Way
V1 No, I am not that bad I promise, honey It’s all in the lines, I say No, darlin’, I am not that bad You can trust me, baby I’m only drawn that way CHORUS Hey, boys, listen here Come spend your...
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5. Dyson Sphere
Love, fine as a Ferengi’s ear ‘Cause my love is bigger than a Dyson Sphere V1 My love is faster than a Jean-Luc haircut It’s cooler than Chakotay’s tats It sparkles brighter than a photon torpedo It’s...
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4. I'm Not Bitter
V1 I’ve never kissed a princess I’ve never felt the Force I need an astromech droid Just to plot my course V2 I’ve never slept in a Tauntaun At 60 below But I took on two Death Stars And I made it home...
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10. I'm Not Bon Jovi
V1 I know how it makes you feel When you see his t-shirts in your dresser‘Cause his words they spoke so real Of the things you can’t have with me ever L1 But I’m not sad for the life we both know you...
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2. Large And In Charge
V1 If the air is dry and it’s hard to survive If the dunes are mean, you’re on Tatooine You need connections, baby If you wanna get things done‘Cause when the suns go down low Honey, I’m the one......
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9. Let The Wookiee Win
V1 Competing in a spelling bee Against a giant, 7 foot 3 He growls incomprehensibly But let the Wookiee win V2 Baking for the county fair Pies have all been made with care You can see one’s full of...
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11. Messing With The Fed
V1 So they boldly go Where they’ve never gone Just to cross our space To get in our face Well bring it on! V2 Cause we were here first And this is our turf And now every race Every size and shape Wants...
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6. P's & Q's
V1 (Picard) My name is Jean-Luc Picard, Picard I come from a vineyard in France I know that I sound like a British bard And not one for wine and romance L1 (Picard) But I’m an explorer, I travel the...
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13. Pigs In Space
V1 Would you like to hold a new horizon? Maybe feel the far side of the moon? To the stars we’ll follow Captain Hogthrob Our ship, the Swinetrek, is leaving soon CHORUS Pigs in space, pigs in space...
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8. Rule The Sky
V1 This boring classroom is not for me I’m made to explore this galaxy Blast off from Earth and straight past Mars Miss Wormwood speaks of Lewis and Clark I’d rather check out Planet Zarg In a red...
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3. Tatooine Blues
V1 I’m on this sandy planet I’ve never seen the sea I am the victim of a cruel, cruel god Who painted this misery CHORUS I’ll never escape This lonely landscape These monotone vista views This grit in...
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